DIY Pelvis Kit — Tools & Assembly

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1 Heavy-Duty
Pneumatic
Hammer Drill

2 42-Inch ¾" Carbide-Tip Masonry Auger Bit

3 42-Inch ¼" Diameter Steel Rebar

4 Industrial
Strength
Heat Gun

5 60-Grit Carbide
Sandpaper
(×4 Sheets)

6 Small, Ornate, Hand-Forged Wrought Iron Cabinet Hinges (×4)

7 Hand-Forged
4D Wrought Iron
Nails (×8)

8 Ball Peen
Hammer

9 Heavy-Duty
Fabric Shears

10 Large Self-Mixing 2-Part Epoxy — Dries Dark Red (Industrial Strength)

11 3mm Matte Vinyl Skin Patches — Light Peach to Black 4.0 (Assorted Sizes & Hues)

12 ⚠ TOXIC
Waterproof
Flexible Glue

13 Soft Blue
Non-Scratch Shop
Paper Towels (1 roll)

14 Chemical-Resistant Rubber Machinist's Gloves — Forearm Length · Sizes XXL & XXS (1 pair ea.)

15 Thin, Cheap,
Disposable Paper
Dust Masks (×2)

16 Hand-Drawn Step-by-Step Pictorial Instruction Sheet (No Text · Pre-Printed)

17 Brown Paper
Lunch Bag
(Optional)
Not Included

High-Proof
Corn Liquor
(Optional)
Not Included

ARTISANAL ANATOMY SYSTEMS, LTD. (ArtAnaSys) · WWW.ARTANASYS.COM · ITEM NO. PELV-3200-A · REV. 7 · © MMXXVI · ASSEMBLED IN CIRCUMSTANCES BEST AVOIDED, IF POSSIBLE
★ All metal parts are cadmium plated or galvanized for long service life. ★
Toxic 2-part epoxy and flexible glue included in this kit are not "intended" for human consumption.
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY & DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTY: By purchasing, receiving as a gift, finding, inheriting, or otherwise coming into possession of, assembling, using, misusing, recommending, gesturing toward, or thinking fondly about this kit or any of its contents — whether included, optional, not included, implied, or conceptually adjacent — the purchaser, assembler, user, bystander, or any party within reasonable or unreasonable proximity thereof (collectively, "the Unfortunate Party") hereby unconditionally releases ARTISANAL ANATOMY SYSTEMS, LTD. ("ArtAnaSys," www.artanasys.com), its officers, affiliates, contractors, subcontractors, silent partners, estranged relatives, and any entities operating in dimensions not yet formally recognized by the applicable jurisdiction (collectively, "the Company") from any and all liability, responsibility, culpability, regret, or vague sense of unease arising from damages, injury, discomfort, existential distress, structural failure, unexpected articulation, epoxy-related incidents, blistering of delicate substrates, improper use of optional non-included items, or outcomes resulting from tools whether correctly or incorrectly used, whether intentionally or unintentionally misapplied, whether in good faith or catastrophic error. The Company further disclaims all liability arising from the absence of the pelvis, the subject, or the brown paper lunch bag. ALL SALES FINAL. No warranty — express, implied, statutory, whispered, or interpretive — is provided by the Company. All responsibility is explicitly, irrevocably, and with full legal force borne solely by the consumer or user. The Company wishes the Unfortunate Party the very best of luck.

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A Don one
paper dust mask

B Don one pair
machinist's gloves Wear: mask + gloves
for all remaining steps

C Using pneumatic drill + ¾" auger bit, bore hole
through width of pelvis near top waistband arches

D Insert ¼" rebar fully through hole until centered
left-to-right; excess extends both sides

E Hacksaw excess rebar flush
on both sides (approx.)

F Liberally fill hole and both rebar ends
with dark red 2-part epoxy

G Wipe excess epoxy
with shop towel;
drop towel on floor

H Set subject and pelvis
subassembly aside;
allow epoxy to cure
hard 24–48 hours

J Using 4D wrought iron nails + ball peen hammer, attach 1 ornate hinge to rear face of each lower arc
(approx. hip-socket location); hinge swings freely

K Using fabric shears, cut two vinyl patches — approx.
shape + slightly larger than each side of the drilled hole

M Apply liberal toxic glue to one side of each patch;
press firmly to implied skin surface area of pelvis ⚠ Toxic · Fumes · Ventilate

N Wipe excess glue
with shop towel;
drop towel on floor

P Pre-cure glue with
heat gun 10–15 min;
then allow to fully
dry 8–12 hours ⚠ Substrate may be
delicate — may darken
or blister if heated
too long

R — COMPLETED SUBASSEMBLY